If asexuality, bisexuality, polysexuality, and pansexuality aren’t going to be recognized as real sexual identities, then let’s just call them superpowers instead.
"I have a superpower." "Oh really?" "Yeah, I find more than one gender attractive" "IMPOSS IBLE!" "Or IS IT????" *Sailor moon transformation sequence ensues*
or “My power is that I DON’T experience sexual attraction!” *Batman theme plays*